Neglecting

Emgeebe gets neglected quite often. But its much like a retarded baby, where you dont really shower it with much attention (yes, some people do it). And when you neglect a retarded baby, its bound to end up all messed up later in life, but then its okay because no one expected great things from a retarded baby anyway.

And when emgeebe does get attention, you end up getting shit like this.

Politically Incorrectness.

What would you say would be the Funniest Physical Problem?

Obesity?

Ugliness?

What else can you come up with?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WILLY!!

birthdays = fat kids and cake.

or just me and cake.

happy?

Commit all seven sins this week..

.. and earn yourself a place in hell.

Day 1:
Lust - Oogle a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex.

Day 2:
Envy - Discover who their partner is and let jealousy enwrap you.

Day 3:
Greed - Even if you're already loved up, decide you could do with something on the side.

Day 4:
Wrath/Anger - Rage, when the object of your desire politely tells you to stop oogling them.

Day 5:
Sloth - Let despondency get the better of you and spend the day in bed, alone.

Day 6:
Gluttony - To forget the pain of rejection, what better than an alcohol and chocolate orgy?

Day 7:
Pride - You never fancied them anyway, they're simply not in your league.

Happy Birthday Jan!

Wooot... I think this is abit late, but who cares. Haha.. So anyways, just wishing Jan the happiest 21st b'day ever.
Lets all try to reminise(sp) bout Jan.
1.) He is now an illegal immigrant in the UK cos he decided to skip Sg National Service.
2.) He used too much gel in his hair.
3.) We used to trash his house and stay over weekly.
4.) He loves Nando's Perry Perry Chicken....Yucks.

Haha Good old Jan, always our Bitch! Thanks for the good times man.....

*mwax.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKY!!!!!!!!

Year End Bonanza

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Hope you have a good year blah blah..


Oh and King Kong wasn't that great. To be honest, it kind of sucked.

ps: Naomi Watts dies in the movie.

mgb bloggers.

typical mgb conversations on msn:

william- go post you lazy pig.

* * * * *

becky- willy keeps harrassing me to post.
lilea- me too.
becky- go post lil.
lilea- no you post!
becky- i'm too lazy..
lilea- yeaahh, me too.

* * * * *

and today....

lilea- have you been to our dead blog recently?
linz- can you pls give me the link...
lilea- . . . . .


hahaha.... <3 you linz!!

urm

do people still come here? there is nothing to see here, move along (mere coincidence with the message on osocan).

Clearly someone still visits. case in point: click to see

Next update will be on whether king kong sucks or not.

fast food metaphors

Anticipation: What a fat girl feels between placing an order and getting her fries.

suicide bombers

ok, so i think there's a general consensus amongst non-extremists/non-psychos that terrorist bombings are terribly inconvenient. but when you bomb a KFC, you've gone far and beyond despicability. i don't care if you hate corporate America and Western civilization, you leave the chicken alone. what did the colonel ever do to you, except provide you with tasty morsels? moreover, with a possible bird flu epidemic imminent, you should eat as much chicken as you can right now before it's too late. and every human being has that right.

Silly Azn.

I wish to renouce from my race please.

yay for uglies

I was thinking, in my semesters at uni, im constantly surrounded by uglies, it just isnt right. With maybe one or two exceptions here and there. Instead of looking out for hot girls, i should just hold my own daily ugly girl competition. At least they would win at something right? And i'd too, by laughing loudly or something. Its not like i'd run out of contestants. Its ugly girl central up in here.

beep.

We arent dead. In fact, im quite sure all five posters are alive. Just ignore the long hiatus. Emgeebe will be back to its original goodness in due time.

And just to make this post just that less boring, becky's nano will soon become this:

Rock On!

So.... It's a wednesday night, your "date" just called to say she couldnt make it cos her mom's brother's cousin's niece's friend's stranger just died, so now your lonely and bawling like a little girly girl, well here's the kick-aZZ solution to bring you out of your misery! Get off your crusty butt and switch on your TV and tune into Starworld at 9 or 10 pm, depending on wheter your watch is fast or slow, and catch RockStar INXS. Well, if you dont have astro then its high time you get it i suppose...

I dont want to waste my time watching tv cos too much tvs bad for you and u can get cancer from sitting too close to the television you say? Well then your wrong AND stupid. You dont know what your missing out on. Its the remaining geriatrics of the band INXS's , the ones that didnt overdose, contest where singers from all over the World battle it out in a free for all musical bonanza to try and oust each other to become The Next INXS Lead Singer!

The musics great... Great... GREAT! Simply put they have THE greatest songs ever. Radiohead - Creep. Foo Fighters - Everlong. Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song. The singers are awesome... except for this guy called MIG. Who names their child after a fighter jet? I certainly wont! Ok fine, maybe he has an ok, so so body but it still doesnt make up for his dancing.. and his clothes, OMG his clothes! They dont make clothes tighter than his, i guess thats his secret to hitting high notes. Oh, he shares the same wardrobe as the women by the way... to save costs i think. Ok...off topic but it had to be said.

Oooh, and Dave Navarro is a co-host. But noone cares and his comments are so dumb but funny in a dumb way, know what i mean? I bet your all wondering who the other host is eh, yup...its none other that Brooke "I never knew she had a face, never got that far up" Burke. To top it off, she wears next to nothing every show! First time i saw, i could have sworn she was only wearing a belt. turns out it wasnt :(

Ok, just tune in but i guess im a little late telling u this as theres only 1 week left! hehe... Suckaz!

Get Marty Casey - Trees
i, don't wanna go through this life... without you, by my side...

For funny shit check this out - http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=1654 note, there might be some nudity, not the clip itself but the rest of the page is dirty eeeeee.... Little boy tries to get laid.... tries....

Oh, and kudos to me on completing Season 1 - 3 and the movie of Transformers! Robots in disguise...