.. and earn yourself a place in hell.
Day 1:
Lust - Oogle a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex.
Day 2:
Envy - Discover who their partner is and let jealousy enwrap you.
Day 3:
Greed - Even if you're already loved up, decide you could do with something on the side.
Day 4:
Wrath/Anger - Rage, when the object of your desire politely tells you to stop oogling them.
Day 5:
Sloth - Let despondency get the better of you and spend the day in bed, alone.
Day 6:
Gluttony - To forget the pain of rejection, what better than an alcohol and chocolate orgy?
Day 7:
Pride - You never fancied them anyway, they're simply not in your league.
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