stop wasting your time here.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

hello 2007!

Alot has happened. Fat people have gotten fatter, ugly people have gotten uglier. Yay to progression.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Visit Malaysia!

Why? Where else can you traverse malls and find amusment from the numerous fuglies?

Dont go to Singapore! Why? Cause according to a very credible source, the fatty count was at a pathetic lowly 2!

I blame their stupid education and socialisation system. The system that teaches them if they're ugly, they'd best not go out wandering around town, and if you're fat, you get ridiculed.

Handy tip: Visit KLCC on a public holiday, the sheer number of fuglies will leave you in a fit.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Fat kids are funny.

wow a new post!

Fat/Ugly people, please do me a favour and stay at home. I'm feeling sick. I want to go out and feel good, not worse. Thank you.

Which got me wondering, fat people have fat camp to make them lose weight, but what do ugly people have?

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

busy as a beaver.

Miss us? i wouldnt either. Goodbye.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Wanted: A fat person who is willing to be used as a human pinyata for a birthday party.

Pay: Said fat person will be rewarded with a bucket of fried chicken or vouchers to golden arches.

By doing this, you will not only make a little girl very happy, but provide hope to others that wishes do come true. Just picture that look of joy on the girl's face when she wields that stick and hits the pinyata. Do you want to be the person to break her heart? Please lend a helping hand.

Make her happy. Do the right thing.

Sunday, May 14, 2006


Assignments due + exams soon, what a way to spend May.
Why is it whenever you need time, you can never find any?

time to procrastinate a little more....
another 20 seconds wasted.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Try this at home

Try to:

- Touch your wrists with your middle fingers, and stick your tongue out.

- Pretend you're biting your ear and swatting a fly.

Do these exercises in front of a mirror.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

lets be honest

I think the ugliness of a person is directly proportionate to her annoyance. Not so much fat people, they're just good to laugh at. And well, i could care less about ugly guys.

Monday, March 06, 2006

A year gone by

Another year gone, more pounds added on to your body, less clothes that fit, happy birthday lady fat (read:lilea)!

From me and bex.

Its shocking how little ideas google gives you when you search for fat birthday wishes..

Thursday, March 02, 2006

yellow fever

watch this if you haven't already...

it's hilarious, and the guy is hot ;)

(might take a while to load though...)


Thursday, February 23, 2006


Emgeebe gets neglected quite often. But its much like a retarded baby, where you dont really shower it with much attention (yes, some people do it). And when you neglect a retarded baby, its bound to end up all messed up later in life, but then its okay because no one expected great things from a retarded baby anyway.

And when emgeebe does get attention, you end up getting shit like this.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Politically Incorrectness.

What would you say would be the Funniest Physical Problem?



What else can you come up with?

Saturday, January 28, 2006


birthdays = fat kids and cake.

or just me and cake.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

Commit all seven sins this week..

.. and earn yourself a place in hell.

Day 1:
Lust - Oogle a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex.

Day 2:
Envy - Discover who their partner is and let jealousy enwrap you.

Day 3:
Greed - Even if you're already loved up, decide you could do with something on the side.

Day 4:
Wrath/Anger - Rage, when the object of your desire politely tells you to stop oogling them.

Day 5:
Sloth - Let despondency get the better of you and spend the day in bed, alone.

Day 6:
Gluttony - To forget the pain of rejection, what better than an alcohol and chocolate orgy?

Day 7:
Pride - You never fancied them anyway, they're simply not in your league.

old news.