fast food metaphors

Anticipation: What a fat girl feels between placing an order and getting her fries.

suicide bombers

ok, so i think there's a general consensus amongst non-extremists/non-psychos that terrorist bombings are terribly inconvenient. but when you bomb a KFC, you've gone far and beyond despicability. i don't care if you hate corporate America and Western civilization, you leave the chicken alone. what did the colonel ever do to you, except provide you with tasty morsels? moreover, with a possible bird flu epidemic imminent, you should eat as much chicken as you can right now before it's too late. and every human being has that right.