So.... It's a wednesday night, your "date" just called to say she couldnt make it cos her mom's brother's cousin's niece's friend's stranger just died, so now your lonely and bawling like a little girly girl, well here's the kick-aZZ solution to bring you out of your misery! Get off your crusty butt and switch on your TV and tune into Starworld at 9 or 10 pm, depending on wheter your watch is fast or slow, and catch RockStar INXS. Well, if you dont have astro then its high time you get it i suppose...
I dont want to waste my time watching tv cos too much tvs bad for you and u can get cancer from sitting too close to the television you say? Well then your wrong AND stupid. You dont know what your missing out on. Its the remaining geriatrics of the band INXS's , the ones that didnt overdose, contest where singers from all over the World battle it out in a free for all musical bonanza to try and oust each other to become The Next INXS Lead Singer!
The musics great... Great... GREAT! Simply put they have THE greatest songs ever. Radiohead - Creep. Foo Fighters - Everlong. Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song. The singers are awesome... except for this guy called MIG. Who names their child after a fighter jet? I certainly wont! Ok fine, maybe he has an ok, so so body but it still doesnt make up for his dancing.. and his clothes, OMG his clothes! They dont make clothes tighter than his, i guess thats his secret to hitting high notes. Oh, he shares the same wardrobe as the women by the way... to save costs i think. Ok...off topic but it had to be said.
Oooh, and Dave Navarro is a co-host. But noone cares and his comments are so dumb but funny in a dumb way, know what i mean? I bet your all wondering who the other host is eh, yup...its none other that Brooke "I never knew she had a face, never got that far up" Burke. To top it off, she wears next to nothing every show! First time i saw, i could have sworn she was only wearing a belt. turns out it wasnt :(
Ok, just tune in but i guess im a little late telling u this as theres only 1 week left! hehe... Suckaz!
Get Marty Casey - Trees
i, don't wanna go through this life... without you, by my side...
For funny shit check this out - http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=1654 note, there might be some nudity, not the clip itself but the rest of the page is dirty eeeeee.... Little boy tries to get laid.... tries....
Oh, and kudos to me on completing Season 1 - 3 and the movie of Transformers! Robots in disguise...
4 comments:
its called spam shithead.
Jd's got talent you have to admit it. He might have the biggest cockface, but he's good enough. Mig, that big ass faggot.
Congrats to JD Fortune. Haha, I was laughing my ass off when they told Mig.. "sorry, you're just not right for our band". What they actually meant to say was.. "Sorry, we're just scared you rape us when we're drunk".
Mig was never going to win it, he just wasnt fit for the part, that damn fag. Marty, well, maybe he'll be better off as a solo artist. But Jd was on fire in the finale. Good stuff.
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