Pet peeves

Everyone has at least one "pet peeve". You know, little things like being bothered when people leave the light on in the bathroom, or when people don't rinse off their dishes after eating, dumb stuff like that.

So, what is everyone's pet peeve?

Mine include:

• Crying babies.
• Unflushed toilets.
• People who simply must utter highly audible gasps, comments or whatever during every movie they sit through.
• women who keep asking "do i look fat?"
• fat people who complain about their weight as they eat a fucking big mac
• slow internet
• Slow/stupid drivers

The list goes on.

our FUTURE GENERATION.

GOD help us.

Fangirls

As a guy, what would you do if some female porker really likes you and starts hitting on you?



Run, as fast as you can, because you know the fat chicks couldn’t keep up!

And the winner is

Peking duck.

Thats right, the best chinese dish on the face of this world.

Feel free to argue.

I'd post pictures but i cant find any. I'll take a picture the next time i eat it.

Hits and comments

Ok.

According to my web stats program, I have, in the last 2 months, received 650 hits . That is pretty good, considering I we are harsh bastards and we have zero publicity… My question is why nobody wants to leave their mark??

Comment, you fools. If you’re too shy, send me an email and let me know that you think my site is the Bee’s Knees. If you think it is a piece of shit, go ahead and let me know that too.

Why aren’t you commenting?? Go now and comment. Comment comment comment.

Perverted Apologies.

Apologies to everyone.
My perversion has severely gone beyond and over propriety level.
I am beyond help. I have been regarding images such as these to be purely art that brings nothing but joy to me. I am very sorry. It will never happen again.
Now excuse me while i go for my daily PA meetings. I've been told there is HOPE!

LETHAL AIR

Scientists have finally confirmed the much feared rumour that has been floating around since a few days after the beginning of the deadly haze. After the public confirmation, (which was broadcasted on all the channels this morning) a series of explanations on the occurance of the exact symptoms and physical transformations ensued. Many people had difficulty absorbing and comprehending the explanations that were given. So, the scientists had decided that it was best to see it for ourselves.




Patient no#669 : Gorjus Chan
Occupation : Top swim suit model.

WHAT SAY YOU?

RICH?

OR

PERSONALITY?

OR

.....siblings?.......NAH. please chose between the above two.

I almost forgot

To you new posters out there, you should do an intro like here and here just for the sake of it. You should do one too fatcheeks.

dinner laughing

So i was having dinner with a friend and at the table next to us, was this porker with a skinny lady friend. The first thing i noticed was how unstable the chair under him looked. Then i thought of the possibility of that chair just breaking under him and the emotions that would follow. I'd imagine myself to be just rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at him without feeling an inch of embarrassment for him. My friend said she'd feel very embarrassed not just for him, but for his date too..

Then i thought, if i was out with a porker friend (read: becky) and the chair broke under her, i'd laugh too. I mean, it really IS that funny. So basically i'd laugh at strangers and friends alike. I mean, they're fat, that itself is a joke already. What kind of sound do you think he'd make if he fell? Not the sound of him physically falling or the chair breaking but an actual noise from him.. Picture waiters rushing to his aid but fail in pulling him up and instead end up being dragged down to the floor.

Dinner ended, he didnt break the chair. I was heartbroken. :(

If he did fall though, he'd only have himself to blame. Stupid porkers, stay off the mcdonalds.

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

DA nananEh NAH! DA nananEh NAH!
DA nananEh NAH na nana NAHH!!!! nerNA!






FACT : A whale penis is known as a, dork.






DA nananEh NAH! DA nananEh NAH!
DA nananEh NAH na nana NAHH!!!! nerNA!

ART at its finest.

Utter brillance.

Genius, pure genius...

Who would have thought... stuffing juicy succulent slices of meat into little rice pockets would ever create such magic?
Im talking about Mos burger, a small chain of japanese style fast food restaurants found in Singapore. I highly recommend the Yakiniku burger..it's thin strips of beef lathered with special sauce together with slices of vege in a slightly salty rice pocket! Each bite is a tiny bit of excitement, i promise you, the biggest spasm inducing orgasm you can ever get from a burger! I kid you not! If fast foods were a female, Mos burger would be the butt cheeks!
The only thing wrong with it is that you have to wait 10 mins to get your food! But its worth it... in fact, everyone reading this should drive down to Singapore and get a Mos burger now!

It just seems common sense but fast food restaurants shouldn't hire obese people! I just got some Mos burger and the person at the counter nearly made me change my mind! I mean imagine walking into a fast food restaurant, you're already feeling a little guilty about the calories.. ( 1 MacDonald meal = 45 mins intensive jogging) and you see this guy who u can't decide is serving which of the 2 counters hes standing behind of! That's just so wrong!...

listen to this Bush- Inflatable

There is hope!

Real beauty?

This for the fat and ugly people. (read: becky and lilea)

Finally, what everyone had been waiting for...

August 1st, Monday, 5.35 Am.. A day that will be remembered in EmGeeBe history!

I, Nick , do solemnly and sincerely pledge that,
I will always bear true faith and allegiance to EmGeeBe and its members...
I will uphold the honour of the site and aforementioned members...
I will do my utmost to protect and preserve the honour of EmGeeBe...
With My Life!!

reader : Excuse me your Greatness, what can us insignificants expect from you? will you be as lame and crappy as Mr Em Gee Be himself, William?
Kcin : Shut the Fuck (do you really have to resort to swearing?) up... Don't talk to me again...
reader : *sorry*

Hope you guys enjoy future post, in store for u are....
undeniably great songs!
your daily dose of controversy!
laughs laughs and more laughs!
insults galore!
and a whole lot more!

Oh and this sucks! no one welcomed me!? Where's the promised welcome wagon?! Where's the champagne and strippers?! Where's the cake and the overweight intoxicated clown?! mmm I hate clowns... clowns scare me... *brrr*