So i was having dinner with a friend and at the table next to us, was this porker with a skinny lady friend. The first thing i noticed was how unstable the chair under him looked. Then i thought of the possibility of that chair just breaking under him and the emotions that would follow. I'd imagine myself to be just rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at him without feeling an inch of embarrassment for him. My friend said she'd feel very embarrassed not just for him, but for his date too..
Then i thought, if i was out with a porker friend (read: becky) and the chair broke under her, i'd laugh too. I mean, it really IS that funny. So basically i'd laugh at strangers and friends alike. I mean, they're fat, that itself is a joke already. What kind of sound do you think he'd make if he fell? Not the sound of him physically falling or the chair breaking but an actual noise from him.. Picture waiters rushing to his aid but fail in pulling him up and instead end up being dragged down to the floor.
Dinner ended, he didnt break the chair. I was heartbroken. :(
If he did fall though, he'd only have himself to blame. Stupid porkers, stay off the mcdonalds.
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hahaha...thats so funny. i remember that all too well. i also remember that the *wooden* chair as well as looking frighteningly unstable, was already bending outwards on all four legs hahaah...and we didn't stop hypothesising about what would happen if he really fell off and broke the chair. lol we came up with pretty funny shit eh? lol and i was also wondering if he had a disorder like i remember my p.e teacher in middle school he was DAMN huge...like he couldn't even get up the stairs--but he used to be this big american football player and after college he just couldn't keep fit...so maybe thats what happened to him~ we have to give him the benefit of the doubt :P...anyways i'll ttyl william ~
OHHH btw. william i think u forgot to mention anything about our scissors paper rock wars that night...lol u know...when i kicked your ass and u were begging me to please hit the other wrist...haha i tell u...this one ah...WEAK lol...
rock paper scissors are for lames. i refuse to play lame games. what lies you speak of!
it was a double post.
speak the england!
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