Introducing..

I am William Lo. I am 20 years of age, born on December 17th, 1985. Im a Sagitarius which means nothing unless your into that sort of thing. Im your typical asian guy, with the black hair and brown eyes and the face that resembles many other asians. Yes we all look a like, and my favorite color is green, but I only own one green item. I reside in KL, Malaysia. I am 5'10, 150bs, I wear a size 11 shoe (for most brands).

I've lived in KL for 20 years before I wrote this. I check the mail from time to time. I usually get nothing, but sometimes I get junk mail addressed to me...which is not cool. I rarely eat breakfast. I pee around twice a day and poop once every two days. Sometimes I shower when I first get up, sometimes I wait 'till later. I haven't shaved in like...3 days, because I am lazy and I can't do a back-flip.

I enjoy Sprite, Coke and a variety of other beverages. I am not fat, but I enjoy almost all foods. I am in my final year of uni and i have hated it since the very first day. I plan to not work after i graduate. It's quite hot right now. I am wearing boxers and an old t-shirt with 2 holes. The fan is making lots of noise 'cause it's a piece of shit, and im too lazy to find the remote for the a/c.

My hair was short, but it's about less than an inch now since i shaved my head recently, it looks like crap. I can't grow a full beard, but I CAN grow prepubescent peach-fuzz stubble. I type roughly 100 words a minute, maybe. I've never been in a fight before. I can raise my left eyebrow, raise the left side of my upper lip, move my left ear, and flare my nostrils. I am right handed. I am not very special. I cannot wink. I use Dove shampoo, because it smells good. I tend to use any kind of soap, but as of now I'm using Olay soap with some kind of moisturizer, because my skin dries out from other kinds of soap. I bite my lip when I'm thinking and not doing anything else. I don't leave the house much by choice and when I do I'm likely going to somebody else's house. I like to procastinate, and i love to sleep.

I've formed a sort of callus on the kung-fu chopping part of my right wrist from being on the computer so much. I brush my teeth once in the morning and once at night, and flossing is too much work. I dont like dentists cause they lie about the levels of pain. I've not been to a doctor in roughly two years. I'm pretty good at adjusting to most video games, and eventually becoming very good at them if I stick with them. The only games I play are Winning Eleven and Championship manager. I try to play tennis and football whenever i can, but i suck at both. I also have zero piercings/tattoos. I believe piercings are for fags and tattoos are kind of dumb, but am not against either. I use the term fag so much that it's lost any meaning that it might have ever held; to me it means something close to the same thing as calling somebody a person, more of less.

I try to capitalize and punctuate as I see fit, but only in essays. I am a Jack of few trades, and I suck at a lot of things. I want to eat some cream puffs.. I am the funniest person you don't know. That last statement is likely a lie. I like matching white text with a black background. I left a few things out that I didn't think were very important.

Mingers make me cringe. Punch me, i will bleed.