did someone need a beast to be tamed?

Gaston can!

wimbledon.

can no one kill this beast that is federer?

stupidity

Stupidity pisses me off. Stupid drivers, stupid sales people, stupid tv shows, the whole lot. Damn stupids.

emo

i realise the title is emo, but you do see the funny side dont you?

some healthy advice

have you ever told a joke that bombed so bad that people just avoid eye contact with you, leaving you to soak in your own humiliation?

how do you recover from a situation like that?

make the joke come off as a statement. add the words "you know, im just saying..."


this is lame. becky's making noise i should post. blah blah. all she does is nag. stupid whiny people.

dead enough for you?

this is food related.

A tomato and a cucumber walk into a bar.
The tomato approaches the bartender and says " can we see your menu please ?"
The bartender says NO, we don't serve food here.

dilemma.

Would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life? If you were to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Discuss.


Food discussions make me sick now. Im stuffed from a cream puff and ice cream.

ahem.

DIE frog DIE.

mmmmm puddinnnn.

stinkies.

i went to canada's wonderland today. it was a lot of fun. (when was the last time you baked in the sun, rubbed sweat against random people, ate ice lollies and cotton candy?)
but i think they should have a separate line for people that smell.
"kindly queue here (better yet, go home) if you emit any sort of body odour or if you didn't shower yesterday. thank you for your kind consideration and for helping to keep our canadian air clean" teehee.

through it all ...

7 years in England.
4 schools.
people in and out of my life.
jeans i ripped when i sat down (excess flab problem).
through it all, you were there.

i love you, duck rice.


(ARHM ARHM ARHM ARHM ARHM ad infinitum)

denim shenanigans.

oh snap, my jeans dont fit.

A miserable past.

When i was younger, i had two imaginary friends, bob and charlie. They weren't alot of fun, they used to gang up on me.



hahaha i lie, oh wait. bob's on the phone.


and becky, go download this (torrent link). Cant wait for our movie adventures to begin..

willy forced me to do this. what a willy.

i have a name. i also have a nose. but i do not have a light saber. i want to go over to the dark side, but i have no emotions so it is a difficult process. i do not think that chicken pox scars are beauty marks, and i have four beauty marks on my face. in a diagonal line, starting from my chin to my ear. this is meant to be incredibly good luck if you are chinese, which i am. or am i? i have brown hair. IT IS NOT DYED. but people keep asking me if it is. so you see, there is speculation. i also cannot speak chinese. perhaps i am a banana. or a deep fried porker. but i am le tired (ok, take a nap. zen fire ze missiles! i hope all of you have seen that cartoon about the end of the world). i do not feel the nuclear threat. but i think we should bring back public flogging. i will eat cream cakes while the floggings are taking place. cream cakes are lovely. who invented cream cakes? if there were more cream cakes in the world, people would be superfluous.

now let me sleep.

william edit: your hair is so dyed, why do you lie about such little things, my non hermit friend.

Introducing..

I am William Lo. I am 20 years of age, born on December 17th, 1985. Im a Sagitarius which means nothing unless your into that sort of thing. Im your typical asian guy, with the black hair and brown eyes and the face that resembles many other asians. Yes we all look a like, and my favorite color is green, but I only own one green item. I reside in KL, Malaysia. I am 5'10, 150bs, I wear a size 11 shoe (for most brands).

I've lived in KL for 20 years before I wrote this. I check the mail from time to time. I usually get nothing, but sometimes I get junk mail addressed to me...which is not cool. I rarely eat breakfast. I pee around twice a day and poop once every two days. Sometimes I shower when I first get up, sometimes I wait 'till later. I haven't shaved in like...3 days, because I am lazy and I can't do a back-flip.

I enjoy Sprite, Coke and a variety of other beverages. I am not fat, but I enjoy almost all foods. I am in my final year of uni and i have hated it since the very first day. I plan to not work after i graduate. It's quite hot right now. I am wearing boxers and an old t-shirt with 2 holes. The fan is making lots of noise 'cause it's a piece of shit, and im too lazy to find the remote for the a/c.

My hair was short, but it's about less than an inch now since i shaved my head recently, it looks like crap. I can't grow a full beard, but I CAN grow prepubescent peach-fuzz stubble. I type roughly 100 words a minute, maybe. I've never been in a fight before. I can raise my left eyebrow, raise the left side of my upper lip, move my left ear, and flare my nostrils. I am right handed. I am not very special. I cannot wink. I use Dove shampoo, because it smells good. I tend to use any kind of soap, but as of now I'm using Olay soap with some kind of moisturizer, because my skin dries out from other kinds of soap. I bite my lip when I'm thinking and not doing anything else. I don't leave the house much by choice and when I do I'm likely going to somebody else's house. I like to procastinate, and i love to sleep.

I've formed a sort of callus on the kung-fu chopping part of my right wrist from being on the computer so much. I brush my teeth once in the morning and once at night, and flossing is too much work. I dont like dentists cause they lie about the levels of pain. I've not been to a doctor in roughly two years. I'm pretty good at adjusting to most video games, and eventually becoming very good at them if I stick with them. The only games I play are Winning Eleven and Championship manager. I try to play tennis and football whenever i can, but i suck at both. I also have zero piercings/tattoos. I believe piercings are for fags and tattoos are kind of dumb, but am not against either. I use the term fag so much that it's lost any meaning that it might have ever held; to me it means something close to the same thing as calling somebody a person, more of less.

I try to capitalize and punctuate as I see fit, but only in essays. I am a Jack of few trades, and I suck at a lot of things. I want to eat some cream puffs.. I am the funniest person you don't know. That last statement is likely a lie. I like matching white text with a black background. I left a few things out that I didn't think were very important.

Mingers make me cringe. Punch me, i will bleed.