Rock On!

So.... It's a wednesday night, your "date" just called to say she couldnt make it cos her mom's brother's cousin's niece's friend's stranger just died, so now your lonely and bawling like a little girly girl, well here's the kick-aZZ solution to bring you out of your misery! Get off your crusty butt and switch on your TV and tune into Starworld at 9 or 10 pm, depending on wheter your watch is fast or slow, and catch RockStar INXS. Well, if you dont have astro then its high time you get it i suppose...

I dont want to waste my time watching tv cos too much tvs bad for you and u can get cancer from sitting too close to the television you say? Well then your wrong AND stupid. You dont know what your missing out on. Its the remaining geriatrics of the band INXS's , the ones that didnt overdose, contest where singers from all over the World battle it out in a free for all musical bonanza to try and oust each other to become The Next INXS Lead Singer!

The musics great... Great... GREAT! Simply put they have THE greatest songs ever. Radiohead - Creep. Foo Fighters - Everlong. Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song. The singers are awesome... except for this guy called MIG. Who names their child after a fighter jet? I certainly wont! Ok fine, maybe he has an ok, so so body but it still doesnt make up for his dancing.. and his clothes, OMG his clothes! They dont make clothes tighter than his, i guess thats his secret to hitting high notes. Oh, he shares the same wardrobe as the women by the way... to save costs i think. Ok...off topic but it had to be said.

Oooh, and Dave Navarro is a co-host. But noone cares and his comments are so dumb but funny in a dumb way, know what i mean? I bet your all wondering who the other host is eh, yup...its none other that Brooke "I never knew she had a face, never got that far up" Burke. To top it off, she wears next to nothing every show! First time i saw, i could have sworn she was only wearing a belt. turns out it wasnt :(

Ok, just tune in but i guess im a little late telling u this as theres only 1 week left! hehe... Suckaz!

Get Marty Casey - Trees
i, don't wanna go through this life... without you, by my side...

For funny shit check this out - http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=1654 note, there might be some nudity, not the clip itself but the rest of the page is dirty eeeeee.... Little boy tries to get laid.... tries....

Oh, and kudos to me on completing Season 1 - 3 and the movie of Transformers! Robots in disguise...

ALL HAIL the NANONESS

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! It's sooo BEAUTIFUL.....

Laugh I Tell You, LAUGH!

Why was the skeleton lonely at the dance?

Cos he had noBODY to dance with!

Isnt it a sad reality... Skeleton Jr wasn't popular enough, in fact people shunned him! In school, Skele - lets call him that for short cos Skeleton Jr's just such an awful name - would hide in the science lab, cos his only friend Mr Bones was there. Noone ever told Skele that Bones was only a model...sucker! Skele had a mother, Mrs Skeleton. A father, Mr Skeleton. And a sister, Ally McBeal.. It's TRUE, i wouldnt lie!
So anyways, one day, Skele saw his mother getting attacked by a hungry dog. Did he try to help her? Oh no... Skele wouldnt do that... Skele wasnt brave cos Skele had no GUTS! :P

No one else is lamer than me. I lose.

to our anonymous commenter

this is a tribute to you and all the other fatties out there..

art is beauty.. and beauty is in the eye of the beholder..

;)

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Oh See

Season Three: T minus 7 days! w00t!


*Update: SPOILERS AHEAD. Just saw the episode. Oh see the damn drama. Kirsten's friend at that clinic creeps me out. Sandy in the midst of all the drama in his family has time to go out and buy a nice new car. And Julie is the same old bitch. The oc's back!

HAIRBALL

Goodness! porker cats!