recipe for funnies.

becky is weak to be pressured into crap, you're the reason for the million teen pregnancies and druggies in the world!

are you fat?
a) yes
b) no
c) i wish i was just fat

are you a member of a gym?
a) yes
b) gyms are for wimps, i work out in front the mirror by myself
c) i cant fit into gym shorts

can you lift 2kg weights?
a) yes
b) haha, please, try 5.
c) my finger weighs 2kg

do you enjoy eating?
a) yes
b) no, im on atkins.
c) im banned from 'all you can eat' buffets.



If you answered mostly A's, you are a porker and this site will provide solace for you.

If you answered mostly B's, you need to dislodge that stick from your ass and come back down a peg.

If you answered mostly C's, well, sucks to be you!