home-made quizzes

hmmm. i want it on the record that i was pressured into this.

are you colour blind?
a) yes
b) no

do you listen to cheesy songs called mama by a gay group of singers?
a) yes
b) no

do you get outraged over colour schemes, even though there is absolutely no difference to you on account of your colour blindness?
a) yes
b) no

do you think you have millions of adoring fans, when you only have, say, one?
a) yes
b) no

If you answered yes to all of the above, you are a DIVA, defined by urban dictionary as: A much overused media buzzword. Usually used by gays or fat women to describe other members of their cadre (and probably william).