ponder this.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice at all?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn?

you think this is lame? well, thats spectacular for you. i need to do work, shit.