Which do you think is the best invention? The Zip? The Button? Or velcro? I'd say velcro cause its the most beneficial to us fatties. Hooray.. Buttons just have no give! hehe.
no no.. elastic! spandex! how else can us fatties get away with overeating and expanding/ballooning silently out of our clothes after overstuffing ourselves. with elastic/spandex you can sooo avoid having to discreetly undo the top button/zip/velcro at the dinner table because you ate too much. HEHEE!
I have to admit, lyrca is pretty damn useful too. But i dont know if they make lycra pants for guys. ahaha. I have some shirts with lycra, thats about it. Elastic/spandex are too clingy and tight dont you think? Not like i've worn any or anything.
HAHA. omg, you're a fatty. Thats just bad, popping a button. I've never had that happen. But seriously, a zip is damn cool. Its just such a clever invention, i can play with my zip on my pencil case all day. :)
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no no..
elastic! spandex!
how else can us fatties get away with overeating and expanding/ballooning silently out of our clothes after overstuffing ourselves.
with elastic/spandex you can sooo avoid having to discreetly undo the top button/zip/velcro at the dinner table because you ate too much.
HEHEE!
I have to admit, lyrca is pretty damn useful too. But i dont know if they make lycra pants for guys. ahaha. I have some shirts with lycra, thats about it. Elastic/spandex are too clingy and tight dont you think? Not like i've worn any or anything.
HAHA. omg, you're a fatty. Thats just bad, popping a button. I've never had that happen. But seriously, a zip is damn cool. Its just such a clever invention, i can play with my zip on my pencil case all day. :)
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