Going down to south park..

Create your own south park likeness



The sole purpose for this post is so that i can get more use out of the image of myself that I made. And im also quite bored..

Friendship.

powerless

somebody cheer me up, im depressed. think becky knows why.. there are no real funny funny jokes on the net, or at least i cant find them anyway.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"


Still think politcally incorrect jokes are so much better. Give me some good ones. Make me laugh..

i wish..

that i had my own cotton candy machine... mmm.

this is funny.

click here

look, an angel!

satan lives.

This is becky as the devil incarnate herself in all of its glory.

killing me softly

and becky is the devil.

psh!

ohmigawd.. how gay, that you've resorted to threats.
eyy, i post as much as becky does!
and it isn't my fault i don't have an adoring fan like you, moonlight :P

i dislike ginger, vegetable juices and anything with red bean in it.. EWW.

also, watching "supersize me" has definitely put me off fast food... for the time being.

pepper

pepper should be banned. so should lilea and regine. hahahahaha.

fall to pieces.

We all love food, but deep down we hate some foods.

I hate:

• Tomatoes
• Pickles
• Olives
• Peppers (eg: bell peppers)
• Cabbage
• Peas

What foods do you hate?

be warned.

Letter of warning

Re: Posting frequency

Regine and Lilea, your infrequent posts and the quality of posts respectively have been duly noted by becky and i and if you both do not show a willingness to improve in the next few days, your posting rights will be revoked and your status at this blog will be rendered to the same as regular folk. Consider yourself warned.

Becky & William,
MGB Executives.

this shit is funny (no pun intended)

please click

this shit is bananas!

Q: Why did the little ghost get fired from school and therefore lose at life forever? What a loser.

A: Because he made too many boo-boos!

hahahahahaha.

devil tales.

A sequel to a fairy tale:

It wasn't long after Snow White left the Seven Dwarfs that she found how very charming her prince wasn't. After only a few months, the two were arguing to the point where neither wished he had awakened her from her drug-induced coma. To complicate things further, Snow White was beginning to suspect her man was fucking around on her when she discovered a glass slipper in the pocket of his overcoat.

That fucking bitch, Snow White said to herself. If she didn't have that carriage and those goddamn mice... Snow White vowed revenge. She would smash the glass slipper over that skank's head and stick her with it like a broken beer bottle.

While the prince was away, she went back to the dwarfs and hatched a plan with Doc, who was actually an evil genius when he wasn't mining diamonds with the boys. They sent Dopey out on a recon mission, silent as a ninja. When he returned, his flapping ears were a sure sign that Snow White's beliefs were founded, or that Dopey had gotten laid, probably the former.

With that, the dwarfs were sent out on their mission to capture the prince, except for Sleepy and Sneezy, who were in rehab for their valium and cocaine addictions, respectively. When the prince was captured, Doc had to keep Grumpy from cutting off the prince's offending member, while Happy didn't give a shit either way, he was so fucking baked.

beliefs and such.

a man needs to believe in something..

i believe i'll have more pringles.. :)

oi!

Where the hell is everyone? Are you all dead?


You better have a bloody good reason for the lack of posting. I've been stuck doing my essays. Bex, you're on holiday! stop eating for like 5 mins and do something productive you porker!

hmm.

The World in Pictures

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html ignorance.

alright, fine. so i dont know how to put pictures up.
but go here for pictures.. its the funniest site ever (besides ours, of course) :)

Thats why they call it the blues..

My internet connection is as gay as him. In case you dont know who that is, that is Elton John.

we should all start using more pictures in our post. Wonder if lilea knows how. hahahha.


BURNNNNNNNNN.

Repeat after me.

PORKER!

Its such a fun word to say. ahahahha. Try screaming it out loud.

Im so clever.

Which do you think is the best invention?

The Zip? The Button? Or velcro? I'd say velcro cause its the most beneficial to us fatties. Hooray.. Buttons just have no give! hehe.