YOU LUCKY PPL

I'm here to grace you all with my presence. I'm am here to save you all from your boring lives.
Yes, i know, feels real good doesn't it? I do have that affect on all.
I, the Titilator knows All! And is always free to perform titilation.

tsk tsk...you guys are so lucky to have me.

Yours Truly,
Linz the nipplehoe.