Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?
So they can jump up into trees to have sex with the monkeys.
What's the most terrifying sound to a monkey?
BOING!
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A conversation between two morons:
"I saw a really dirty movie yesterday. They even licked where we pee!"
"Ohmygod! On the rim of the bowl or on the floor??"
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