stop wasting your time here.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

whine.

i'm still brooding. but i did watch the OC finale and my oh my is it messed up. anyway, to cheer me up please:

1. buy me a light saber (did you know you can cut a bagel in half and toast it at the same time with one of those?)
2. name your first child 'Shithead' (pronounced Shuh-teed if that makes it any better), as one black American lady did (she did, she really did)

thank you. that's all i need to make me happy.

1 comment:

morning glory said...

should whoever buy becky a light saber, make sure you order two and give me one. i want the green light saber.

old news.