we have a new challenger..

damn, i think i have found something worse than a porker, its a stinker. thats right, a stinker. im in the computer lab now and its like 9.30am, you'd think people in the morning would be smelling fresh and what not. i dont expect you to smell like roses, but at least dont emit some kind of odour. dood, its like this sour stench, and it doesnt help the airconditioning is blowing her stink in my direction. shit its bad, and its like she's stroking her hair and crap, i think thats the source of this contamination of my clean air! HELP!! i need to be doing my work, im going to die from this reek before i finish my essay. and she's not even using the computer, its like she's just flipping through this magazine. get out of the lab you odourous stinkbomb! i can guarantee its the hair. the smell increases significantly when she pulls her hair or whatever it is she's doing. hope she goes bald too, then maybe it'll save other people besides me. blegh. i feel like puking.

edit: stinker left for a bit, and returned with her friends. i have this theory, ugly people hang out with other ugly people. this could be a record for the biggest gathering of ugly people ever. puking could never feel any better.. urgh. not to mention their spoken engleesh is so powerful leh..