take heed fellow fatties, i'm giving you this warning from first hand experience...
never believe anything people at a restaurant tell you!
people lie.
i know, because i myself have been trained to instinctively tell such lies:
1./ "the .... is fresh, infact it was just baked"
(in truth: if you don't see it being prepared on the spot and have to ask if its fresh.. stay clear fatty!)
2./ "i would highly recommend .... because the chef has received lots of compliments from this dish tonight"
(in truth: you sucker, the food is rotting and the only reason it is being advertised is because it has to be sold so it doesn't get dumped out)
3./ "the most popular entree is ...."
(in truth: i'm really pointing randomly to whatever i feel like leading you to think tastes good, hah. or otherwise known as the most expensive thing on the menu.)
i'm especially wary when i eat out anywhere because even if the restaurant has 4* decor and 5*service... really, how different is it from a rat-infested mamak stall run by kutoo-scratchers? sadly, cleanliness and freshness is all very deceiving.
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That my friend is a very good insight of things. I'll try and remember all of that the next time i eat out. hehe.
So wait, you've been trained to tell these lies, but have you told them before? *GASP* You're just as evil as the bunch of them. Ramlee places aren't clean, but they sure taste good..
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