sports and fatties.

im not a big sports spectator. infact, i dont even do any sort of sport.

reasons why fatties don't watch sports:
*quite obviously, the sports they show on tv come short of being classified as a form of fatty exercise. it requires so much and too much more than the usual vegetating in bed, flipping channels on the tv remote, using your jaw muscles to chew on food.
*ohgawd, it just gets really tiring watching people run/jump/skip/hop around.
*gees.. someone please tell me, what is actually appealing about seeing people drenched in sweat. it makes you imagine how much the air reeks, especially in the changing rooms. eww.. sweat.
*you get tricked into thinking you should start some form of exercise because what they're doing on tv is nothing remotely close to your daily walks to the fridge for a late night snack or strolls to the closest food places near your house. feelings of inadequancy. yes, just watching manipulates your fatty senses! (imagine if gawdforbid, you actually did some exercise.)
*and not only that, after tricking your fat head in.. you begin to feel *gasp.. guilt. for all the time you overeat, oversleep, overbum. *psh! can you imagine having to feel guilty for doing all the good things you love in life.
*there are so many more entertaining, non-physically stimulating programmes to watch on tv.

one of the main requirements of being a fatty = anti-exercise.
boo to sports/exercise/all things requiring energy that isnt fatty-like!