since the other post was deemed too short i shall write another one. HAPPY?! anyway, here is our nation, the Grand Duchy of Melawns, so say thank you to my little sister; she showed me her queendom and i made us a grand duchy.
right. i am learning about obesity. this is how you know you are obese:
1. you buy your clothes from specialist shops
2. you are too scared to venture out into the open for fear of
a) breaking furniture
b) getting stuck in doorways
c) getting stuck in turnstiles
d) getting pointed at and laughed at
3. your doctor will not give you contraception because he does not believe anyone will sleep with you
4. your doctor is nauseous when he examines you
5. you get written letters of complaint when you go jogging
um.
2 comments:
"3. your doctor will not give you contraception because he does not believe anyone will sleep with you
4. your doctor is nauseous when he examines you"
HAHAHA! Those two really made me laugh out loud. Did alix set up the whole Melawns country thing?
grand duchy of melawns.. tee hee.
us three fatties are sweeping the web :D
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